Oh my god. Jordan this is like a dream for you. I know I am going over my daily posting limit, but I don't care because, my darling Jordan, you are sick and I am on a mission from God (Blues Brothers allusion) to make you smile. All I can say is, that little link will make you smile. It made me smile. Then again, you probably already know about. Great....now I feel defeated. Just lie to me once. And I am officially posting this in lieu of you Jordan because you are sick and unable to update, so I am not going over limit. Aha! I am great with loop holes!

Another tip from Liz:
If you are eating apple pie and some falls on your sexy flare jeans, on the flare, don't try and suck it up in order to get more pie. Jeans taste nasty. Also, after pie comes out of the oven, it is hot and will burn.

And I thought I was supposed to be the smart one....But I mean, it was pie!

"Because belief is motivation. Hope is laziness."

That's a cool quote.

Liz's Great Moment
Walking home today I tripped on a pipe and fell backwards on my sensitive rear end. Chad starting laughing at me, so I of course yelled at him, "Help me up BITCH!" It was funny afterwards, but heres my tip for the day: Don't step on rusty pipes on the way home.

Have you ever tried eating with your eyes closed? It's fun...kinda messy....but fun. : )

This is such a funny entry, I can't even describe it in this blog without giving it away. To keep in accordance with Kg. Bootleg AKA Grand Blogmaster Jordan's rules, I will tell you it is by my new favorite diarist, Galen, and that you shouldn't make fun of his name because everyone calls him Gil. Also, this entry is longer than that entry. Damn, just read it.

Is it just me, or is green tea not particularly green?

Auto response from TeaNbiscuits826 [11:11 AM]: Hey Youfrog2000, your village called...they want their idiot back. jk. brb
Youfrog2000 [11:11 AM]: lol

UPDATE: I just realized that occurred at 11:11. I'd tell you the significance, but Kg. Bootleg would kick my ass, and that would suck.

Guess whose favorite techno/electronica/dance/turntablism/hip hop artist is coming to the electric factory?
p.s. for those who didn't know...the artist of which I am speaking is DJ Shadow...and as you probably figured out....he is my favorite : )

Kg. Bootleg makes it sound like Keg Bootleg in my brain, which reminds me of the original meaning of bootleg.....Which in turn makes me think of a drunken pirate. Jordan, you are not a drunken pirate. A pirate, but not a drunk one. Unless you've spiked your iced tea, and if you've done that I'm kicking your ass. I'm terrible with run on sentences.

Arr matey

Y'all need to read A Clockwork Orange...It is quite good.

I am the bootleg KING....call me King Bootleg, please. I wonder how you abbreviate king. Mister is abbreviated M-R, but what about King? I should ask a king. Do you think a king would know? A king probably has someone write his letters for him. Also, do you think a king gets junk mail? It always has your title on junk mail? I wonder where a mailbox is at on a castle? Is it before or after the moat? Would an alligator take the place of a dog and bite the mailman? Would a mailman deliver to a castle? I wonder if a castle has an address number. I wonder......

-King Bootleg...errr...ummm Kg. Bootleg : )

In the past couple of months I've discovered two times not to mosh.
1. When you have a CD in your pocket (accidental CD breaking may occur)
2. When you are screaming "I LOVE YOU" on the phone (accidental hanging up may occur)

Jordan I'm sure you have experienced more.

If that's not a hint and prompt to post something I don't know what is....

"Look mom, I'm dressed, and you didn't have to bitch and whine."
"What?"
"I'm dressed and you didn't have to tell me to."

Something I learned today:
Bundt is a registered trademark. If you have a Bundt cake, your using a title, like Pillsbury or Kellogg.

Commercialism these days.

My final stand on the pr0n/porn thing:
1. People in general (ie my mom) don't know leet (or even people who do know leet that aren't perverted) and therefore should not be expected to know that pr0n spelled correctly.
2. You don't search for pop-ups therefore it was irrelevant to spell porn in such a way on a pop-up.
3. I still find it quite humourous.

And you guys suck because I post almost everyday while y'all post about once a week.

Issue 7 of the True Revolutionist is out. Ya know, if you care.

And I didn't change it to tg darling, I believe only Jor Jor has that power.

And Jor Jor, we might make you eat another leaf as well as baking chocolate and stewed tomatoes.

What does George Bush say when he goes to the spa?

"I'm George W. Bush and I approve of this massage."

Thank you Blake for that lovely tidbit of laughs.

"Mrs. Foreman, Let me tell you a story about oppression. I had an antfarm once. But the little ants would not build their tunnels! So I was very mean to them. I yelled and screamed and such. Sure, at first they did the whole 'cowering at the sight of Fez' thing, but eventually they rebelled. And I had to kill them."

"Are you saying we're being to hard on the kids Fez?"

"No, I am just saying I am very sad my ants are dead."

TG, where have you been? A/C's no longer omit CFCs into the atmosphere. We learned that in 4th or 5th grade on Earth Day. There's a law that says A/C systems can no longer omit those, and while there may be old systems that do, a new system (which you're receiving) will not. I believe it was actaully a group of kids that got the law passed. So your West Hanovarian atmosphere is safe. ( :

So, I wake up last night and feel this hard fang-shaped piece of something in my mouth. Almost as if my molar got chipped and the chipped piece was floating around my mouth. I started freaking out and feeling all my teeth and wondering why it didn't hurt. I took the piece out of my mouth and it was sticky. Sticky teeth? No, it was my cough drop that had dissolved in a psychedelical shape. Thank goodness. But it still scared the hell outta me.

oh...thought id tell you...the answers to the analogies are "50 first graders"....and the second one is supposed to be "crammed to every nook and cranny WITH her lover"...but thatd be sick...so the actual answer is "aspiring actress"......btw...abby....don't make me make a rule about mandatory blog posts....lol.... ; )

"California lawmakers are now proposing an amendment that would allow
14 year olds a quarter vote and 16 year olds a half a vote in all state
elections. How stupid is this? Don't we have enough trouble counting
whole votes? How are we gonna figure out fractions?!" - Jay Leno

Adam Sandler project: 50 First Dates :: Michael Jackson project: ????

Paris, France: Crammed to every nook and cranny with lovers:: Paris Hilton:Crammed to every nook and cranny with money

Jordan, I suck at these. I'm a failure I tell you!

Conan O'Brien SAT Prep Questions

Adam Sandler project: 50 First Dates :: Micheal Jackson project: _____________

Paris, France: Crammed to every nook and cranny with lovers:: Paris Hilton:_________________

FILL IN YOUR OWN ANSWERS, THEN I'LL TELL YOU THE ACTUAL ANSWERS

PS: The Paris Hilton one isn't going where you will expect it go.

This year for the Projekt Revolution Tour Linkin Park, Korn, and Snoop Dogg are playing.

One of these things is not like the other.....

Science olympiad yesterday was awesome.
The anecdote I would like to share with you today is about the boys who had to the "Polymer Detective" or something along the line of that.
They had to write the history of polymers. Unfortunately, they didn't know exactly what a polymer was. Their story went something like this.
"Four score and seven years ago, Mr. Poly Mer was walking along the beach when he tripped on some plastic. He named it polymer, but didn't yet realize it's use until the Iraqis bombed Pearl harbor and we entered the Vietnam War. Mr. Mer became the dictator of the world until Mr. Du and Mrs. Pont merged to form Du Pont and sold polymers to the world. Polymers have saved us from nuclear holocaust, and a world made out of metal.
Remember folks, Plastics make it happen."

Oh no! Frodo has failed! Another humourous picture found by savecraig.

xjuly15 [8:59 PM]: have you heard the band spitalfield ?
Youfrog2000 [8:59 PM]: nope
xjuly15 [8:59 PM]: very yummy
Youfrog2000 [9:01 PM]: yummy?
xjuly15 [9:01 PM]: good
Youfrog2000 [9:01 PM]: ok... the orange juice that Im drinking is yummy
Youfrog2000 [9:01 PM]: i think youve gotten a little too "into the music" if you think this band is yummy
xjuly15 [9:03 PM]: hehe

Reasons Why I Am Better Than You:
1. I have sushi be-otch
2. Tomorrow I am going to be hanging out with a whole bunch of seniors at Science Olympiad
3. I am going to buy a half gallon of Iced Tea (Jor)
4. I am not going to lose any games of poker and have to go have way across campus to get some kid a whistle pop (Jor)
5. I don't have any homework tonight, and I wouldn't have homework even IF I was going to school
6. I'm going to warped tour
7. I rock at making lists

Bloggers, make your own "Reasons Why I Am Better Than You" list!

Just to let y'all know, that possessed coke can is selling for over 1000 dollars now...

UPDATE: I SWEAR it was $1025 when I posted this since I checked it like 3 times that day. So I think someone had a fake bid and they took it off. I KNOW it was at $1025 guys....so stop bitching at me!

3: Number of sports coaches have asked me to join : )
95: Weight that Coach Gish says I should be cleaning : /
2: Number of tries it took me to stand up on my sore legs this morning : (

I've been going to track after school : ). The lifting is a little intense, but I can handle it. I WILL BE THE HULK.


Thank you and have a good day

PS: <~~ This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated. : )

Our story starts one chilly march morn. Chad and I were walking to the band room to ask Mr. Richardson (the band teacher guy) a question. While walking up to the band room, I see through the window something flying. "Oo a birdie!" I squealed. (I know I sounded ditzy). "It's a bat," a bystander replied.
"Ooo it's a bat!"
Anyway, this was flying around the band room and it was quite humorous to try and watch them catch it. I don't think they realized bats could fly, so they kept poking it and trying to catch it in a box, but it would just fly away. Eventually, it landed above the big pet cage like metal cabinets where they keep the instrument cases. Mr. Richardson climbed up there and eventually got some butterfly nets. Some kid (who was cute if I do say so myself) started playing Mission Impossible (duh duh duhduh). Mr Richardson moved in and swap! He caught it! Mrs.Rising got pictures. It was a good morning.

Jor, if Evan needs some extra scholarship money he might want to try wearing a duct tape tux when he goes to prom. That's insane.

Does anyone want to buy a posessed Coke can off of Ebay? Anyone?

Homework is like the Devil's punishment to children to who love school (pretty much just me).
The scripture proves it.


Scholius 6:66-72

66:And the Devil Looked upon the children suffering in their classes and begging for death and said "I have succeeded."
67: And the devil glowed with a fiery evil, yet, accomplished light.
68: Whence two children in the distance smiled and were happy.
69: And the devil said unto them "You shall not be pleased."
70:And from the burning ashes of the children who hated school he scooped up a half-burnt book.
71: Satan looked upon the children and said, "This is homework."
72: And the children forever perished with the children who despised school


(PS. Jordan, at Allisons Party today, let's just say you missed it... Again.)

Abby, to answer your question, there are several basic questions to answer. First, what is considered profane(correct spelling, in case you were wondering)? If it describes a body part, does that make it profane? If it describes a sex-act, does that make it profane? What if you made it up, but it has a bad meaning, does that make it profane? It all depends on where you draw the line on profanity. I only ask that you use your best judgement on what is "appropriate." But, yes it is allowed, in moderation.
Liz, to answer your question, yes, I have infact noticed that orange juice is very "un-orange."

Thank you and have a nice day, n00b.

Is it just me, or is orange juice more yellow-y than orange-y?

I would just like to state....as follows: DR.PHIL IS A FRAUD, and Martha Stewart is in no, way shape, or form, guilty. If anyone here paid attention they would realize that thats the truth.
^~~~~~~~~~~ not meant to be hurtful, just true.

They just interrupted Dr. Phil to tell us the verdict of the Martha Stewart case. What is this world coming to when the fate of Martha Stewart is more important than Dr. Phil's episode about single women?!

The beotch is guilty by the way...

Chad Quote of the Day:
As Chad and I were walking home today Chad looks over at me and says, "Come on, let's go the long way, it's shorter."

j00 w1ll b3 h4x0r3d, n00b. 1 7h1nk 1m g0nn4 p057 1n 1337 fr0m n0w 0n....4bby....4 p057 0nc3 1n 4 wh1l3 w0uld b3 n1c3......

Liz's Guidelines for Blog Posting
1. Try not to post rules more than once a week
2. If have more than one thing in a post, or that thing is bigger than three inches, dont post it.
3. If you think to yourself "hmm, this complies, but the Grand Blogmaster Jordan may not agree" don't post it.
4. If it has something to do with punk rock...stop and back away from the computer.

Thank you and have a nice day. : )

Ps. Jordan, I'm just poking fun at you. This is not intended to harm your feelings, ya know I love you. After this I will stop....Promise.

THE REVISED
RULES FOR THE BLOG ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. No posting multiple links in a single post, especially without a description.
2. No posting more than 2 times consecutively.
3. No posting more than 2 of the same style post, i.e. "Blues Clues."
4. No posting song lyrics, unless it is an excerpt of the song, or it is for informational purposes.
5. No posting anything that will hurt another's feelings; we don't want to have another "squirrelnootz."

ANY VIOLATION OF THE FOLLOWING RULES, accidental or intention, WILL RESULT IN A THREE DAY BAN.

Thank you and have a nice day. : )

Ok, I like the Lord of the Rings....But not THIS much.
Also all you computer oriented guys&gals out there should appreciate this that this and that. They are fake closing listings on the morning news that actually slipped through....good times.

RULES FOR THE BLOG ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. No posting more than 2 times consecutively.
2. No posting more than 2 of the same style post, i.e. "Blues Clues."
3. No posting song lyrics, unless it is an excerpt of the song, or it is for informational purposes.
4. No posting anything that will hurt another's feelings; we don't want to have another "squirrelnootz."

ANY VIOLATION OF THE FOLLOWING RULES, accidental or intention, WILL RESULT IN A THREE DAY BAN.

Thank you and have a nice day. : )

Blake wants me to mention he came up with the ideas for these things. Blake, rock on.

African Words of Wisdom from East

Everyday we have some "Words of Wisdom" and a "Moment of Reflection" before the Pledge and announcements. Today it was about not talking in class because it's disruptive. They ended with, "Take these African words of wisdom to heart, 'Better to have busy hands than busy mouths.' " I still don't know why I was the only one laughing.

"In Ohio, a sixth-grade boy was suspended for three days for bringing
the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue to school with him. That's how
you punish a 13-year-old boy - send him home for three days with the
Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Then what - lock him in the
bathroom?" - Jay Leno

Here's a joke you've probably heard before, but every time I hear it I just start laughing.
Ok, So a guy goes to a 10 dollar hooker and he gets the crabs. So he goes back to complain and the hooker says "Well, what do you expect for $10, lobster?"