Kg. Bootleg makes it sound like Keg Bootleg in my brain, which reminds me of the original meaning of bootleg.....Which in turn makes me think of a drunken pirate. Jordan, you are not a drunken pirate. A pirate, but not a drunk one. Unless you've spiked your iced tea, and if you've done that I'm kicking your ass. I'm terrible with run on sentences.

Arr matey

Y'all need to read A Clockwork Orange...It is quite good.