I am the bootleg KING....call me King Bootleg, please. I wonder how you abbreviate king. Mister is abbreviated M-R, but what about King? I should ask a king. Do you think a king would know? A king probably has someone write his letters for him. Also, do you think a king gets junk mail? It always has your title on junk mail? I wonder where a mailbox is at on a castle? Is it before or after the moat? Would an alligator take the place of a dog and bite the mailman? Would a mailman deliver to a castle? I wonder if a castle has an address number. I wonder......

-King Bootleg...errr...ummm Kg. Bootleg : )