Itselectrik: ok i need to concentrate
Youfrog2000: concentrate on what?
Youfrog2000: concentration?
Youfrog2000: Is it water on the knee? Concentration!
Youfrog2000: oh wait...thats operation
Youfrog2000: never you mind

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman became so furious after a fight with her husband she stormed out of the house armed with a hammer and smashed up his car -- before realizing she had vandalized the wrong vehicle, police said Wednesday.

My mom just said Blake's hair looked "excitingly nice."

Excitingly nice?

ATM + Heavy Machinery = Multiple thefts in Atlanta and not getting caught

Last night I couldn't sleep so I watched Adult Swim. It might be funny if I had been more alert. Or for that matter...less.....

I just got a call, and on the caller ID, the name of the place was called, "Political Call."

This made me giggle with delight because now I knew not to pick up!

At the Vegan dinner last week, Jay asked what we were going to do afterwards.

I said I was going to go home and eat some dairy products.

My grandfather's glaucoma doctor's son is the drummer of Incubus.

Pretty Awesome eh?

"Ahh, this is my favorite part, because when I come knocking at your garage door you say, 'how high!?' "- Andy Dick

Well darling, the full name of that song is "Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades," so I always assumed it meant "glory fades." I've looked up "sic" in a Latin dictionary (I assume it's Latin) and it means "thus," "transit" means "to pass over" and "gloria" is obviously "glory." I suppose "thus to pass over glory" is kind of the same as "glory fades." So, theres my answer.

BabyAngel3963 [11:39 PM]: they think they're singers and actors... what a bunch of crap... hillary duff has no talent as a singer, i could be way better than her
Skyefox888 [11:39 PM]: i know, they should be strippers

"Grunge brought together rock and cardigan sweaters. For a little while there, Mr. Rogers was punk rock."-Michael Ian Black 

If you want a challenge, try singing Sic Transit Gloria right when you wake up. Believe me...you have to concentrate to get it right.

SNOW FLAKES!!!!!

marsbar988 [8:48 PM]: guess what
youfrog2000 [8:48 PM]: Andrew McMahon just called you and admitted he really wrote "she paints me blue" about me!?
marsbar988 [8:49 PM]: wow
marsbar988 [8:49 PM]: you got it on the first try

My dad used to be in a punk band called the Ream.

...

PUNK BAND

MY DAD

The Ream? What a dumb name for a band.

Well, since we all love the song "Dare You to Move," I went on a mission to find out exactly what the word "fallout" means.

As we all know, the word occurs in the song at the beginning of the second verse where the lead singer (blonde guy with the very nice hair, though I must admit, I prefer the bassist's hair.) sings, "Welcome to the fallout, welcome to existence...Et cetera."

Below is the dictionary definition:

fallout n.

1. The slow descent of minute particles of debris in the atmosphere following an explosion, especially the descent of radioactive debris after a nuclear explosion.

Jiggawats? I don't know about y'all, but I had to read that a few times before I understood what was going on. Mildly understood. I really don't understand. I couldn't explain it to you that is (that means don't ask.)

So what is Switchfoot trying to say here? Is it the apocalypse brought upon my nuclear war? Switchfoot has Christian themed music (Joc saw them at Creation.) so maybe this has a deeper meaning? Did the Straylight Run have to look up what fallout meant too, and then named their song "slow descent" because of the definition?

All I know is that I was being mislead as to what "fallout" meant....and they told us to use context clues in school...psh...

Hey, you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.

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Pimp My Ride

Youfrog2000 [8:53 PM]: i think we should have a three way merge
TeaNbiscuits826 [8:53 PM]: that sounds so suggestive

The Answer:

70 Cents worth

Question of the day:
How many stamps do you need to send a postcard to Australia?