"So Mr. Eagle Scout, tell me what it's like to clear problematic culvert areas?"

When you get an e-mail that says, "ATTENTION SIR" in the subject line, you tend to realize it's spam. Especially since I'm a girl.

At the school board meeting tonight a senior said, "[At the new school] the rooms are beautiful, the media center's beautiful, and the gym is beautiful and we love it!...On the first day there were 1,989 students, it was exciting!"

This is untrue. It translates to:

"The rooms are standard, the library is ok, and the gym isn't done yet....On the first day of school we were already over capacity. Quite honestly, no one likes it."

"If Sid viscous found out he was being inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame, he would start moshing in his grave!"

I must admit, the three CD's I got are awesome.

The new boom box I got to play them on is also rather kickass.

But I think we can all agree that my TI-83 is just about the coolest thing ever.

Finally, I no longer have to graph parabolas!

"Hey Great Job. I'm Billy Corgan: Smashing Pumpkins."
"Thanks. I'm Homer Simpson: Smiling politely."

"Why do we need new bands? Everyone knows Rock reached perfection in 1974."

"Rock the fetus? Rock my fetus!"

Happy Birthday Jocelyn!!!

Oh yea, and that Jordan guy too.

On her new fragrance:
"I named my new fragrance, Curious, after my hero: Curious George."

When Britney Spears recorded her new single, "My Perogative," she probably said,
"Why am I singing about Perogies?"

Is it just me, or is white grape juice not particularly white?

Basically, awesome.

First line of an article this morning about the flooding:
"Having a house by a creek is nice until you have a house in a creek."

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Eggs, milk, coffee."- Leo

Look at this Atrocity!

I miss the old, luscious days.

Blake was making a (really bad) beat and said, "Oooh who likes that beat!?"
"People who don't have rhythm."
"Oooh, like your breath!"
"...?"

Fourthrock6: guess what?
Youfrog2000: You baked me a cake?
Fourthrock6:no---cookies
Fourthrock6: I will send some in with Andrew tomorrow
Youfrog2000: seriously!?
Fourthrock6:: yes, Darling girl
Youfrog2000: Awesome!

Andrew McMahon cut his hair.

ANDREW MCMAHON CUT HIS HAIR!

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I'm gonna go cry now.

Chad saw this on the stop sign on the way home from East so we took a picture of it before they washed the sign.




I swear it's real. Oh, the lovely-ness of political vandalism.

Youfrog2000: hahha
Youfrog2000: your in such an amusing mood
Youfrog2000: amusing for me
Skyefox888: oh im ammusing myself
Skyefox888: AHHH
Skyefox888: THAT CAME OUT WRONG
Youfrog2000: lol

Skyefox888: aargh
Youfrog2000: ?
Skyefox888: damnit damnit damnit
Skyefox888: i spelled cool with a K
Youfrog2000: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"I was looking up HTML codes and I couldn't figure out what a 'Mean-us' was. And so I was thinking what a 'scrolling mean-us' was and how the great people who wrote this internet were using crazy 'mean-uses.' Then I realized the word was 'Menus.' "

BCM5408:[after that fight] i dont feel safe anymore
Rex Moore Jr: yeah but you got a big sister
BCM5408: she cant do anything
Rex Moore Jr: yeah but she could write like real bad articles about the bad people and sing those horrible death songs she listens to
BCM5408:: haha

He's saying I could write articles for the True Revolutionist and "those horrible death songs" he means Konstantine. As much as I resent this, I find it hilarious.

Like, I said before RASTERBATION is just about the coolest thing ever.

Proof!



If you remember the Gay Experiment from the True Revolutionist's eighth issue, you remember this picture. It was originally about 3 1/2 inches tall and 5 wide. Now, it's about a foot tall and 2 1/2 feet wide.



This is Abby waving goodbye to someone next to the tree that's in front of my house. It's on my closet door and it is awesome. Notice how I cut the picture to go around the door handle.

And now, what you've all wanted.
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Lindsay Lohan IN COLOR!!! This is in Blake's room. I am very aware it's crooked. Blake reminds me everyday it's crooked. It is still awesome.

Rasterbation is so addictive.

"Drat! Lost another deal to Ditech!"

We were reading these cards from this game called, "Battle of the Sexes" at Chad's house last week. One of the questions was, "Finish this sentence: Victoria's Secret makes..."

"Bob Dylan look like a dumbass." -Abby

Also, "Finish this slogan: Maybe she's born with it..."

"Maybe she's not?" -Little Fox
"Maybe it's silicon!" -Chad

RASTERBATION!

That has to be the coolest thing ever.

"When I tell other teacher's I have a chorus class with 75 or 85 people, they want to give me presents....ya know or drugs."- Mrs. Rising commenting how well we're dealing with the large size of our chorus class

With Penn State football starting tomorrow, I thought I might recall with you guys, an interesting anecdote that happened about a year ago.

While coming home from somewhere with the Himes Family, (Mr. Himes, Judy, Joc, Jor, and Evan), Evan was in a rather talkative mood. I don't know what the deal was, 'cause Evan has ALWAYS been quiet around me, so the fact he said more than one or two sentences, and the fact they weren't mumbled was insane.

And then he made a joke. A really, really, BAD joke.

So, the joke. All of a sudden Evan says, "Dad! Dad! Did you see that Anti-Penn state sign?!" Of course, Mr. Himes is like "Where? Where?" and mumbles some words of disgust and stuff. And then Evan says, "Dad! It said 'no tailgating!' "

We all kind of just looked at him at that point, except for Mr. Himes: His mouth was hanging open in shock or something. Then Evan starts slapping his knee and laughing and saying, "I'm so funny!"

Now, Evan talks around me all the time, but he doesn't make really bad jokes anymore. And that, my friends, is a good thing.

Rock: "I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!!"
Christian Rock: "I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN...AFTER WE'RE MARRIED!!!"

Chad came up with that today

So some "anonymous" person (probably my mom) wants to know what the deal is with the new look. Well, with the new blogger interface, the templates are much more interactive, lets say, with more links and better navigation. We signed up JUST before this change and so I figured we should update our template. I kept with the green though since green is my favorite color!