Our fridge is so full of food and soda right now and I think only 4 or 5 people will be eating it.

Note to Self:
Do NOT leave cell phone on at night when charging, in order to avoid calls from people I don't know asking if "Kia" is there.

Auto response from Trinity9587: where could jocelyn be?
Youfrog2000: The mooooooooooooooooooon!

I am in love with Guinevere and Tetris. It's all I do and I have three, count 'em THREE (1-2-3), papers due upon my return. Two from Caffier, that crazy mother.

Also, apparantly "cemetery" is not spelled "cementary" like I had previously thought.
And everyone should start pronouncing sword "suh-word" with the "w" (except, only one syllable) because otherwise that word sucks.

Youfrog2000: I'm in love with Guinevere and tetris
Youfrog2000: I think I'll grab some of the Arizona Iced Greentea, pita chips, and olive tapenade i bought today and go live in my room for awhile
singmeanything11: lol
singmeanything11: sounds like a plan to me
Youfrog2000: i bought two flats of arizona iced green tea today at costcos
singmeanything11: costco owns the world! they have the coolest stuff there
Youfrog2000: yes!!!!

HOT DAMN! I got an Ipod too! I named it Guinevere.


Seriously. You name your Ipod and I named mine Guinevere.

And I still like my Tetris game.

Jinglin Bells. Blake got an Ipod.

I got this

That's right bitches. Tetris. WHAT NOW!?

(I can kill ANYONE in Tetris)

Itselectrik: guess who gave me a kiss
Youfrog2000: erika?
Itselectrik: well besides her
Youfrog2000: haha

[While "like a virgin" is playing in the car.]
"Hey Liz! This is like a Christmas song!"

"Nicorette? I've tried it, I'd rather just chew on a cigarette."

Blake wants me to tell you about his "band."

"The Demed"

Pronounced, "The deemed"

Why they just dont spell it that way is beyond me. Also, I said I wouldn't make them any merch until they had like, songs to play, or maybe a lead singer, so all you merch crazyed ladies and boys will just have to wait.

Apparantly, they can play the beginning of "Iron Man." I believe that for about two seconds. Also, they have a song called "Shameless" about some girl giving Marc head, except I also believe that actually happened for about two seconds, and the song doesn't have a melody, harmony or beat. Just half assed lyrics.


But this is me telling you about my brother's band like he requested.

"Hey Alicia, do you think I would get in trouble for wearing a racially offensive shirt if I wore that shirt that says 'Fight Racism' to school?"
"Definitely."

"Tell the scene kids to DANCE!"
"Ok first of all, whats a scene, and secondly, whats a kid?"

"Brand New's Christian right?"

"Canada? Why should we leave America to go to Ameria Jr?"

"Ok, Mom, I need a time machine. Or, a machine that can show me different futures. One of those."

And I thought that The Necklace was sad.....

The Little Match Girl

by Hans Christian Anderson

Once upon a time . . . a llttle glrl tried to make a living by selling matches in the street.

It was New Year's Eve and the snowclad streets were deserted. From brightly lit windows came the tinkle of laughter and the sound of singing. People were getting ready to bring in the New Year. But the poor little matchseller sat sadly beside the fountain. Her ragged dress and worn shawl did not keep out the cold and she tried to keep her bare feet from touching the frozen ground. She hadn't sold one box of matches all day and she was frightened to go home, for her father would certainly be angry. It wouldn't be much warmer anyway, in the draughty attic that was her home. The little girl's fingers were stiff with cold. If only she could light a match! But what would her father say at such a waste! Falteringly she took out a match and lit it. What a nice warm flame! The little matchseller cupped her hand over it, and as she did so, she magically saw in its light a big brightly burning stove.

She held out her hands to the heat, but just then the match went out and the vision faded. The night seemed blacker than before and it was getting colder. A shiver ran through the little girl's thin body.

After hesitating for a long time, she struck another match on the wall, and this time, the glimmer turned the wall into a great sheet of crystal. Beyond that stood a fine table laden with food and lit by a candlestick. Holding out her arms towards the plates, the little matchseller seemed to pass through the glass, but then the match went out and the magic faded. Poor thing: in just a few seconds she had caught a glimpse of everything that life had denied her: warmth and good things to eat. Her eyes filled with tears and she lifted her gaze to the lit windows, praying that she too might know a little of such happiness.

She lit the third match and an even more wonderful thing happened. There stood a Christmas tree hung with hundreds of candles, glittering with tinsel and coloured balls. "Oh, how lovely!" exclaimed the little matchseller, holding up the match. Then, the match burned her finger and flickered out. The light from the Christmas candles rose higher and higher, then one of the lights fell, leaving a trail behind it. "Someone is dying," murmured the little girl, as she remembered her beloved Granny who used to say: "When a star falls, a heart stops beating!"

Scarcely aware of what she was doing, the little matchseller lit another match. This time, she saw her grandmother.

"Granny, stay with me!" she pleaded, as she lit one match after the other, so that her grandmother could not disappear like all the other visions. However, Granny did not vanish, but gazed smilingly at her. Then she opened her arms and the little girl hugged her crying: "Granny, take me away with you!"

A cold day dawned and a pale sun shone on the fountain and the icy road. Close by lay the lifeless body of a little girl surrounded by spent matches. "Poor little thing!" exclaimed the passersby. "She was trying to keep warm!"

But by that time, the little matchseller was far away where there is neither cold, hunger nor pain.

Youfrog2000: purevolume.com/purewhiteevil
Youfrog2000: listen to prom night
comp hacker456: ummm maybe later
Youfrog2000: no seriously
comp hacker456: omg
comp hacker456: omfg
comp hacker456: its not even a song
comp hacker456: its just wow
Youfrog2000: told you!

'L' WORD ON 'O.C.'

Mon Dec 13, 4:34 AM ET

By MICHAEL STARR

Alex, the freewheeling character on "The O.C." played by Olivia Wilde, will embark on a lesbian relationship with Marissa (Mischa Barton (news)), says show creator Josh Schwartz.

"Marissa is at a place where she's kind of lost in the world and is trying to find herself," Schwartz told The Post late Friday.

"Alex is someone who's emancipated from her parents, and is a little bit of a free spirit who becomes Marissa's mentor — she takes her under her wing and all of a sudden Marissa finds herself connecting."

Reports began to surface last week about the upcoming storyline, although just who Marissa would end up with in this new relationship left everyone scratching their heads — until now.

"Marissa is at a place where she's willing to try [a lesbian relationship] and she's open to that," Schwartz says. "We'll build it up to a kiss [between Marissa and Alex] and then a relationship develops."

Schwartz says the "big kiss" between the characters will be shot this week.

The hot new story arc begins next month on the Thursday-night Fox drama and will last for "multiple episodes" into the spring.

"We've already started shooting a lot of scenes with their relationship," he said. "Everybody is really comfortable with it, and the girls are really game and excited to play off of each other."

Schwartz says he is not thumping for ratings, insisting he formulated the storyline last summer.

"We're trying to figure out bigger arcs for our characters," he says. "This felt like a really interesting way to go. It's something that felt organic to the character.

"I've been surprised by the reaction, but I'm thrilled — we'll take it."






YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

"Bullshivism! Sheer Bullshivism!"

Is it just me, or do Stephen Chbosky and Jim Adkins look surprisingly similar?

ME AND CHAD ARE DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ah, why did you put SUGAR in your Coca-Cola!?"
"Oh, I dunno, but last night I mixed Red Bull and expresso! It tasted nasty but I was up for like, nine hours."

Mr. Baer On...

The elderly!
"They are old! It's like they retire, sell their house up north, and move to Florida! It's like a mecca for the elderly!"

Minnesota!
"Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura [a former wrestler] as governer. Now, from California I expect this, they're like their own coutry...but Minnesota!?"

And Minnesota Again!
"Minnesota is the only state that voted for Mondale in the 1984 election. I mean that's just strange...Mondale didn't even win California!"

Oh, how I love sparknotes.

Youfrog2000: have you had to read billy budd yet?
Trinity9587: nope
Trinity9587: we really....don't....have to...read much up here in Susq.
Youfrog2000:well
Youfrog2000:its probably a good thing
Youfrog2000: but billy budd is SO boring
Trinity9587: hahha
Trinity9587:bad book?
Youfrog2000: it is until you look at it like its completely about homosexuality
Youfrog2000: listen to this sentence "Yes, and sometimes the melancholy would have in it a touch of soft yearning, as if Claggart could even have loved Billy but for fate and ban."
Youfrog2000: they never even MENTION women in this book
Youfrog2000: its about this really innocent good guy named billy budd whos very pretty
Youfrog2000: and hes on a ship
Youfrog2000: and this guy claggart secretly doesn't like him (we think he has a man crush)
Trinity9587: man crush
Trinity9587: HAHHAHAHA
Youfrog2000: and so claggart accuses him of mutiny but billy couldnt mutinize if he wanted to
Trinity9587: right
Youfrog2000: and billy stutters so he cant get the words out
Youfrog2000:and throws his arms out in rage, hits claggart in the face
Youfrog2000: and kills him
Trinity9587:: aww
Youfrog2000:so hes tried, and hanged
Youfrog2000:and honestly
Youfrog2000: thats the only thing that happens in the entire 150 page book
Trinity9587:oh my
Trinity9587: that does sound mighty boring
Youfrog2000: it is
Youfrog2000: oh and by the way, Billy budd is by the same guy who wrote moby dick
Trinity9587: hahahah
Youfrog2000: Moby DICK
Trinity9587:lol
Trinity9587:is this a trend?

Skyefox888: whats a mutiny?
Youfrog2000: whoa one sec
Youfrog2000: youre doing your speech on mutinies
Youfrog2000: and you dont know what one is?
Skyefox888: yes yes yes

Pure White Evil

Not for the weak of heart. Or your mom.

With 8 people all lovey dovey on the OC, that means we can have love OCTAGONS!!!!