Homework is like the Devil's punishment to children to who love school (pretty much just me).
The scripture proves it.


Scholius 6:66-72

66:And the Devil Looked upon the children suffering in their classes and begging for death and said "I have succeeded."
67: And the devil glowed with a fiery evil, yet, accomplished light.
68: Whence two children in the distance smiled and were happy.
69: And the devil said unto them "You shall not be pleased."
70:And from the burning ashes of the children who hated school he scooped up a half-burnt book.
71: Satan looked upon the children and said, "This is homework."
72: And the children forever perished with the children who despised school


(PS. Jordan, at Allisons Party today, let's just say you missed it... Again.)