"Cory, I thought you said you didn't like the pumpkin seeds."
"I don't but they're addictive."

Cory is anal about the cash box. All the money is facing in the same direction and if you mess it up he gets in a huge huff of exhasperation and fixes it.

[Edit] Said pumpkin seeds have made me slightly depressed. I just finished them off and I won't get anymore until next year. That is, unless they sell them or I can convince my mom to buy me another pumpkin.

Though Chad does not believe in frolicking, he does believe in shaking his head to Night Train to Terror.

"Bring on the TERROR!!!"

"Christianty: Home of the original comeback kid..."-The Daily Show

So Marc calls Blake before the dance tonight. Blake picks up the phone and says,

"Hey man....Yea, I don't know what the hell to wear."

He went with the stripes.

After three stores, I got the "I can make a mess like nobody's buisness" CD.

I bet you were thinking there was something quirky or funny about that, but unfortuantly, there is not.

"It's HUGELY DARK outside!"- My mom refferring to the foggy morning.

"The basic concept of a turbine engine is suck, squeeze, bang, and blow."

Oh the versatility of that concept!

"Is there still going to be an indie dance party after this?"
"This IS the dance party motherfucker!"
---
"Less talkin, more rockin"
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(When asked by a harmonica player what he plays...)
"Oh, I play drums, I'm just a stereotype."
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"I feel like I'm older than everyone in here by five years. Well, I guess I know how the Commercials feel now."
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"WHITE TRASH NEVER TIPS!"

"Underoath...this is Christian Hardcore."
"Well what do they do, burn witches?"
"???"
"You said it was Christian Hardcore!"

"This lady went on vacation...
And someone broke into her house...
AND REDECORATED!!!"

Skyefox888 [8:30 PM]: yo dog
Marsbar988 [8:30 PM]: what up dough
Skyefox888 [8:31 PM]: my goodies, my goodies, my goodies not my goodies
Marsbar988 [8:31 PM]: i don't even know what that means

"Ok, so if the line of the polynominal is headed up, it's headed towards...?"
"THE MOON!"

I take it back. Text messaging is not the most idiotic invention on earth.

This is.

"Liberals boo, Conservative bomb."- Jon Stewart

""My goal in life is to marry wealthy....and be in a Gap commericial. They're just so much FUN!""

(While talking about suing other countries)

"I'm suing Canada for confusing me with Canadian Bacon! It's not bacon, it's HAM!"

After listening to the Postal Service and Saves the Day the past week, I don't know whether I should give up or stay what I am.

"I don't believe in frolicking."- Chad Fox

"Does 'Harrisburg' have two R's?"

Welcome to the PSATS.

Today I ate a piece of paper.

They think everything's fine, everything's good...

HOW TO BE EMO!!!

I am currently dying of laughter.
Note: Rather long.

Happy Columbus Day!

The first time I read that, I laughed for 5 minutes straight.

(So I've probably played out this whole pierogie thing. Too Bad.)

People can take everything away from you
But they can never take away your Food
But the question is..
Can you handle the jalapeno?

They say I'm hungry
I really don't care
That's my pierogies
They say they’re nasty
But I don't give a damn
Mrs. T’s is how I live

Some ask me questions
Why choose potato onion?
But they don't understand me
I really don't know the deal
About Mrs. T
Trying hard to make it right
Not long ago before I won this fight

Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me eat? (tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (American Cheese!)
That's my pierogies

That's my pierogies

[It's my pierogies]

It’s the way that I wanna eat

[It's my pierogies]

They can't tell me what to consume...

Don't get me wrong
I'm really not into soup
Tortellini is not my thing
All these strange flavors
It really gets me down
I see nothing wrong
Boiling them and then frying them

Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me eat? (tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (Sauerkraut!)
That's my pierogies

That's my pierogies

Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me eat? (tell me why)
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions (Broccoli cheese!)
That's my pierogies

That's my pierogies

Its the way that I wanna live

[It's my pierogies]

They can't tell me what to consume

Why can't I eat my lunch?
Without all of the things that people say?

Ohh...

Those are my pierogies.

Director: It’s PEROGATIVE!
Britney: But I’m HUNGRY!

"As for individual liberty, 'innocent until proven guilty' was rapidly supplanted by a more aggressive law-and-order approach better characterized as 'guilty until proven flammable.' " - America, The Book.

"Hey, what if we stop storying the corpses in the drinking water and see if that makes a difference to our health?" - America, The Book.

"white clouds fill the sky
uh oh....they're not white at all
big gray mushroom cloud"


"one time I was eatin some chicken
I thought it was finger lickin
I ran out of luck
chicken bone got stuck
I suffocated screamin and kickin"

By Jordan

That was from about two years ago. I remembered them today in Chemistry and was giggling for the whole period.

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I'm sure something of interest has happened.

Oh, some guy was angry at a chicken in Italy and tried to cut the chicken's head off. He missed and cut off his ding-a-ling.
Then his dog ran up and ate it.

Also, a "vibrating adult sex toy" was found in a trash can, on and buzzing. People thought it was a bomb and the WHOLE area was evacuated.

That's all folks.

Hey all you school principals out there! If you want to waste some quality learning time some Friday in fall, try having a pep rally!