"What? This doesn't make any sense! I like this now. 'even if this cul de sac would pay .' I live in a cul de sac! I feel connected to this song now."

Why Chad and Drew are Similar
Reason #24

They both think they have big noses when they do not.

Can someone just PLEASE draw me a freaking Tyrannosaurus Rex!?

Man, I remember when Carson Daly was cool.

Blake's ringtone is "Let's Get It On"

Youfrog2000: man...im watching the berenstein bears
Youfrog2000: theyre screwed
Youfrog2000: theres a lightening storm
Youfrog2000: and they live in a tree!
Youfrog2000: hahahha
Youfrog2000: the girl has a bearbie doll
singmeanything11: lol

"I said Goddamn in front of a pastor last night."
"Whoa...what he do?"
"He was pretty cool with it. He was a scene pastor."
"A scene...pastor?"
"Yea, he had like, gauged ears and stuff."

Today I realized hospital signs and library signs are the same kind, square and blue. I can imagine someone being desperate and searching for the blue sign on the highway that leads to the hospital, but has anyone ever died en-route to a library?

"Uh! Stop talking about eternal damnation like it's a social gathering!"

I had the silly idea to buy an incredible green bathing suit and black flip flops while they still had them to buy. Then I had another great idea to hang them on on my closet door knobs so I wouldn't lose them.

They taunt me so.

Skyefox888: should i start a fan site
Youfrog2000: about me?
Youfrog2000: heck yes

Do YOU know the muffin man?

What do you call it when everyone hugs Katie?

A Love Grove!!!

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Yesterday drug dogs came to school and all the toilets in this one bathroom were clogged. There is a connection to be made between those two statements.