Youfrog2000: KATIE KATIE KATIE!!!!!!!!
Auto response from singmeanything11: I am away from my computer right now.

Youfrog2000: (from the straylight website!)-" as for news news... we'll be hitting the road again in january with Armor For Sleep and Something Corporate and a few others. details will be up shortly."
Youfrog2000: OH MY GOD

I had dream last night Kanye West had his own personal oak tree suspended in East's auditorium. No, really. I did.

"My name is Pussy Galore"
"I must be dreaming."

BOND MARATHON!

"Wait, Virgina, Ginger, and GiGi are all the same person?"

"So basically, you can get a parking ticket if your parked illegally every 30 minutes for the entire day, but if you kill someone and are aquitted, you can't get tried again."

"The moral: kill somebody."

"You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it. You're never gonna make it."
"I don't wanna make it. I just wanna..."

That My Chemical Romance Video is geeeeeeeeeeeeeenius.

"The reason I don't have a car is because I have a computer."

At the bottom of the cast party invitation it says, "Absolutely no drugs, or alcohol, or strip poker or sex."

Blake said, "I'll bring all of those."
"You're bringing sex?" I questioned.
"No, I'm just bringing Liam."

Auto response from maarcer: lookin at pads
Youfrog2000: ?????????

Auto response from Mommorris: It's Wednesday!! Yea!!! Hump Day...... Stop!!!!! You know what I mean.

"What's a quarter made out of?"
"COPPER!"

Welcome to Honors Chem.

Were You Aware?
While there is no "i" in "team,"
there is both a "me" and an
"i" in "media."

"Hollywood is like high school. There is gossip and popularity contests and Ashton Kutcher is Prom King."- Adam Brody

"A day without me is like a day without oxygen."- Chad Fox

Happy 11:11 on 11/11!

Oh yea, the end of WWI was a few years back about now too or something?

Youfrog2000: adam brodys on regis and kelly
maarcer: oh my god

Youfrog2000: he just needs to find a band
Youfrog2000: chads little brother, zach, is awesome at guitar
Youfrog2000: they have been jamming
Rex Moore Jr: well now they neeed a drummer
Rex Moore Jr:im real good at the triangle
Youfrog2000: hahahaha
Rex Moore Jr: i also kick serious ass at the cow bell
Rex Moore Jr: im a jack of all trades really
Youfrog2000: what about the jingle bells
Youfrog2000:they are essential for rock bands, especially around the holiday seasons
Rex Moore Jr: i thought that was a given

"Anyone of you who say that you sang well today are Lalalying!"- Mrs. Rising yelling at the sopranos for sliding from one note to the next.

"I dunno, I didn't realize it was such a big deal to put chapstick in the recycling bin."- Some random kid in the hall.

Today, thousands upon thousands of boys put off losingtheir virginity for two years.

Today, Halo 2 comes out.

So, Ben Franklin had an affair in the beginning of the summer with a woman in Paris. He didn't see her again until that fall. When she saw him again she said, "Mr. Franklin, I was afraid you were avoiding me."

He replied with,

"Madam, I was merely waiting for the nights to get longer."

"if homework was a person it would get it's ass kicked everyday!!!"

The wise words of Terry.

"What were you thinking driving a street cleaner!?"
"That it was faster."

Bush won and there's a whole movie coming out about Spongebob Squarepants.


The world is ending.
The world is ending.

"I find Eminem to be genius, so I respect anything he does."-My Mom

"Don't you guys know what a velodrome is?"
"No."
"Well, what's a velopede?"
"A very fast millepede."

"What gender is 'Einkommen'?"
"The best kind."

"Mom stop yelling at Bert...because he is my best friend...because I'm a man..."

"I can't sleep without a fan on."
"Yea, I use my ceiling fan."
"I have one of those sound machines that makes a heart beat and a rainforest...."
"You go to sleep to a heartbeat!?"
"What? No! I use the rainforest."
"Oh C'mon, you fell asleep to a heartbeat for nine months!"
"Yea, but I was also swimming."

What is this? What is this? Election tension continues?


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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

There are three good things about Election Day. My Grandfather is the judge of elections so I get to eat all the good food on election day. Secondly the minister at the church where we vote is Scottish so I get to hear his accent. Thirdly, and I will state this simply, Daily Show coverage.

But (unbeknownst to me) my grandfather isn't Judge of Elections this year so I didn't get any food. The Minister wasn't there.


So basically, if the Daily Show screws up I will hate today more than I already do.