Ya know how every year they make us fill out those freaking index cards telling them what our phone number and address is and stuff? Well, on Frau T's one of the questions was "What do you plan to do in class this year in German Class?"

So I put, "Preferably, I would like to learn German. However, if you want to give me candy or money, I will comply."

Halifax Elementary School grades 2-5 won't be going to school today.

Because the A/C is broken.

As a veteran of both South Side and East Junior, which both had no air conditions the entire time I was there, a total of 9 years...that is bull.


In other news, I'm hoping East's A/C breaks so I don't have to go to school.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAD!

(you crazy kid you)

Abby said something incredibly witty and hilarious today and I can't remember what it was for the life of me.

Ya know that guy who was P-diddy's assistant and always shows up in random videos like "I like the way you move" by Outcast, and "Yeah" by Usher?

Uh...he has a website.

Volleyball anyone?

Marc just ran up to me with this orange lazor tag gun and pulls the trigger.

"You'd be dead."
"Yea, if that were a real lazor gun..."

"We heard a bunch of christain screamo, and let me tell you, christain screamo doesnt work. They found god, why are they so angry?

Blake and Marc spent the last 15 minutes begging my mom to buy them condoms and thongs, for their "invention." "The thongcondom."

I stayed up for 48 hours straight.

What now bicthes!

I just realized that the one costume in the Triple Trouble video is a deviled egg. Cause it's an egg with a spikey tail and horns. Yea... took me awhile.

By the way, I found my Starting Line cover thing. It was like magic: I opened a drawer and it just appeared.

Also, there is now currently 43 hours left in the 48 hour experiment.

"we've got some cutesy wootsy new merch designs, stuff with ligers and real cute otters and stuff. plus, im pretty sure we've got backpacks. BACKPACKS MAN! messenger bags are indie rock and stuff but if you wanna show your peers you are truely legit, you wear a backpack, and you do it in a badass way, leaning up against a wall in the quad with your foot up and only one strap on."- Forrest from Hellogoodbye

Ahhh....Genetics Jokes...

Yea...those commercials about joining the army definitely make me want to NOT join the army.

"Yellowcard is up next guys. They have this song about this Avenue, have you heard it? It's badass."- Adam Lazzara

Things I have done this afternoon:

Watched an ice cube melt on the sidewalk.

Apparantly my brother knew where my Starting Line CD was all along. And now I can't find the freaking lyrics booklet thing. Damn it...

Seriously though, if my clothes are always on the floor, it's easier to choose what I want to wear than if they're in my closet. I can see my options.

My mom found my Starting Line CD (previously MIA for 5 months) and somehow everything is okay.

Jesus would play this show for free
He would rock it out for you and me.
Jesus would play this show for free.
Jesus would not complain about the bottled water,
He wouldnt have sex in his van,
After the show with female fans...
Jesus would play this show for free.

Itselectrik:
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ART SCENE ~ INDIE HIP/HOP SHOWCASE

The Dragonfly nightclub presents an Indie Hip/Hop showcase with National and local DJ's, and MC's on Wednesday August 4.

Showtime starts at 8:00pm with performers Shipwreck, DJ Geoffro, DJ Tony East and DJ Image along with other local acts.

National acts include The Procussions from Pasadena California, Time Machine from Washington D.C., and MC Edan from Boston.

Tickets are $8.00 in advance

Itselectrik: FINALLY
Itselectrik: the indie hip hop ive been craving

Get this I have the bagel virus.

When I told my mom she said, "Sounds round."

Legos + Spiderman = this

Sorry I haven't had much to say. Summer isn't very funny, or interesting.