Today while in the gifted room, Hawkins had a four pack of Horny Goat Weed.

When asked when he was going to take it, he responded with complete sincerity, "20 to 30 minutes before my sexual activity of course!"

I also learned from Blascovich that calculus is fun with the equation,
"S(e)x=F(u)(n)" Or something along the lines of that.