Ah, rules. Jocelyn, let me share a tiddle of an anecdote with you. Back in the day, like, February, your dear brother Jordan made a list of rules.

"THE REVISED
RULES FOR THE BLOG ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. No posting multiple links in a single post, especially without a description.
2. No posting more than 2 times consecutively.
3. No posting more than 2 of the same style post, i.e. "Blues Clues."
4. No posting song lyrics, unless it is an excerpt of the song, or it is for informational purposes.
5. No posting anything that will hurt another's feelings; we don't want to have another "squirrelnootz."

ANY VIOLATION OF THE FOLLOWING RULES, accidental or intention, WILL RESULT IN A THREE DAY BAN. "

Yes...Those were the days. Eventually, I was the only one posting and so Jordan amended the "no posting more than two times consecutively" rule. Soon thereafter, Jordan resigned as Grand Blogmaster. Rules for today?

THE RE-REVISED
RULES FOR THE BLOG ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. No posting a bajillion links in a single post, especially without a description. A few are fine. It's cool.
2. No posting more than a whole bunch of times consecutively. As long as you have something to say it's cool. Just don't spam the blog.
3. No posting more than 5 of the same style post, like knock-knock jokes. No one likes knock-knock jokes. If you like knock-knock jokes, you are a loser.
4. No posting song lyrics, unless it is an excerpt of the song, or it is for informational purposes. I don't want whole freaking songs taking up blog space. It's cliche.

The Golden Rule of Posting
NO posting ANYTHING that will hurt another's feelings; we don't want to have another "squirrelnootz."


We at NoWhammy are rational people. We'll be fine.